WIERDOPLANET101

Once there was a girl named Rina . She was as weird as the weirdest person on earth!

Instead of shampoo she used mayonnaise mixed with tomato sauce and kikoman with oatmeal.

And she also put tomato sauce mixed with bananas and kiwis and strawberries and mayonnaise instead of just ketchup and mayonnaise she put these on top of her burger patty and only ate her burgers if she stuck her one hand in a big bowl of mayonnaise.

Her facials were made out of eggs, yogurt, hair dye, pounded crayons, soy sauce.

She was really an unusual person.

She would say she came from another planet. But people knew she was joking.

She said her friends were royalty back on her planet. But people said she was joking since she has no friends in her school or in her neighborhood, or in her country.

Many years later a few people saw Rina boarding a ship that said WEIRDO PLANET 101.

They figured out she really was from another planet.